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Her name isn't Lennon, but prefers to be called that. Born in the '80s, she wishes she had been born in the '40s to be the age she is now in the '60s. Her hobbies and interests include, but are not limited to day dreaming, the internet, and sleeping. Music is like oxygen. Major fandom obsessions include the Beatles, Franz Ferdiand, Harry Potter and the Who.

She was sorted into Gryffindor for some odd reason (she's clearly a Hufflepuff), and is supposedly worth $1,265,000.00 and ranked as intelligent according to mensa-test.com.
001. MUSIC: .net Radio
002. MOVIE: Woodstock
003. BOOK: The Luxe / Blue Bloods
004. SHOW: Secret Diary of a Call Girl
005. OBSESSION: virtual-hogwarts.
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Information on the different types of poo you might come across.

GHOST POOPIE aka SUBMARINE POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!

To learn how to properly dispose of all of these kinds of poopie, see Toilet Etiquette.